we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Please don't give away my fajitas
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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