if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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