My friends, they love my intelligence
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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