Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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