i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
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If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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