What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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