I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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