How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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