Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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