Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I am available for nakedness
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