I'm lost and stupid without you.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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