just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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