we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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