I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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