Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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