I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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