idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm at about main and main street
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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