Dual....:-)
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I am mentally ready for anal.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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