hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I checked into jail on foursquare
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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