I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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