Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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