In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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