I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
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Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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