My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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