Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Even my vagina gasped.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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