just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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