Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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