id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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