so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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