Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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