You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
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Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
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sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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