Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
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i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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