Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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