I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
me + whiskey = a bad person
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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