Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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