I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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