My brain says no but my pants say off.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
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Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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