But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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