I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
A bitchslap is in order.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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