Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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