I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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