I wish I could punch you in the face.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
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Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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