I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Less talking, more tequila
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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