So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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