I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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