Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
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Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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