Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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