I don't think brook has ever known best
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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