Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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