Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
