i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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