I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
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She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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