careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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