so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
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And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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