Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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