I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
